05.01.07 10 years ago 26 Comments

NFL Network anchor Rich Eisen is married to ABC sideline reporter Suzy Shuster, who's kind of a "rich man's Rebecca Lobo" according to one of the miscreants at KSK.  Rich and Suzy share an email account, which is bad news for Rich, because it allowed Suzy to intercept sexy bikini pictures from local Philly reporter Alycia Lane.  From Page Six:

A seething Shuster wrote: "Boy, do you look amazing in a bikini . . . congrats! Whatever you're doing, (Pilates? yoga?) keep doing it – it's working for you. Anyway, sorry but those seven e-mails you sent to my husband, Rich, well, oops, they came to the e-mail address we both use from time to time, but no worries, I'll forward the beach shots as well as the ones of you dancing with your friends on to his main address. Do you have it?"

She then provides her hubby's private e-mail, "since you surely are trying so hard to get his attention. I mean, what better way to get a guy's attention than with skin! Best – Suzy Shuster Eisen"

Gee, thanks, Page Six.  That's a nice response and all, but where are the pictures?  It's like they don't even know how to fuel a scandal properly.  Send that shit my way and you readers get a full gallery.

Also see: the FanHaus, which picked up on this story right quick.

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