Some shoe company–which I won’t name because I have an endorsement deal with adidas–sent this parkour video to Brian at Awful Announcing, who sent it to us. Ufford likes calling it parkour, but doesn’t that sound more like a meth addict that would give you a hand job underneath a swingset? Like making me show ID to buy a bottle of Robitussin is ever gonna stop that from happening. But another thing, what the hell is a robot gonna run from? Wouldn’t he just be all, “Hey, I’m a robot. I am rather well-equipped to deal with adversity. Instead of running, perhaps I could turn and confront whatever issues are ailing me.” I guess that’s why so many robots are in therapy these days. And I don’t really have an endorsement deal from adidas, unless you count this cease-and-desist letter.
ROBOTS WEAR SNEAKERS FOR SOME REASON