So, Roger Clemens is against cancer, eh? Pot, I'd like you to meet the kettle.
Oh, and nice windbreaker, fatass.
(Seen on FanHaus via the Postmen)
Gimme an A….
Gimme an S….
Gimme an H….
Gimme an O…
Gimme an L…
Gimme an E…
…I hear you Matt, I hear you…..
Gee golly willikers, Mr. Clemens. Thanks a lot! Now can you please teach me how to throw broken bats at baserunners?
No, don't do chewing tobacco. But steroids and HGH? Yeah, that shits got vitamins.
Roger Clemens is for the youth.
That and money.
Gimmie a T! T
Gimmie a I! I
Gimmie a S! S
What's that spell? No, seriously, I can't read,..
At $1 million per start I'd be eating good too.
Jesus Christ, how about a heads up on the gum disease stills next time?
Wait… Clemens has friends?
That was like The Twilight Zone meets Sesame Street.
Kid looked scared when Clemens grabbed him at the end… Jesus Roger, it's just a little Red Man! Of course, I'd be scared too if Clemens just showed up at my backwoods ballfield with that frickin windbreaker on, and no one else but a cameraman around.
I got something for you to chew on Rog!
Since there is no sound on my moniter at work, I can only reenact what I thought was going on in that video.
Billy: Hey Rocket!
Fatty fat fat: Hey Billy, can I touch your shoulder. Dont worry, its a good touch.
Billy: Sure thing Mr. Clemons.
Fatty fat fat: Billy is that chaw in your mouth? Get rid of that. I know you see all the pros doing chaw and you think its cool and will maybe help you get to the big leagues one day, right?
Billy: Yeah (hangs head)
Fatty fat fat: Take it from me Billy, If you are going to put harmful substances in your body then they should have a positive impact. Substances that will help you perform better and make you hit your prime long after you have passed your personal physical limitations due to old age.
Billy: Do you mean HGH?
Fatty fat fat: Thats right Billy. The Juice.
Billy: But doesnt that stuff have adverse effects on your body, like acne and shrunken testicles.
Fatty fat fat: Like any of thats going to matter when you are signing record contracts at an age where some people are becoming grandparents. Hey-O! Now remember everything I told you Billy. And also remember the immortal words of one of our greatest thinkers, Carmelo Anthony, "Dont snitch." (grabs shirt) You got that you little shit, Ill fucking kill a snitch.
I think it was the eerie giggling from the boy that bothered me the most…made me wonder….hmmmmmmm……how "for the kids" is he….and what kind of "tips" is he giving him?????
Mr. Davis laughs at your puny cancers!
Clemens almost had to fuck a kid up! That was awesome, thanks for sharing.
Roger: The cast of the Soprano's called- they want their wardrobe back.
don imus believes you are all nappy headed hoes for poking fun at this good ol' american tub of lard
"Now remember Billy, the key to success is skipping team workouts and training camp. That shit is for suckers."
We have a winner: Peter McSchiesty
In the sequel the Crest cavity fighters slap him around for the tooth decay chewing bubble gum causes.
How old was that kid like 13? I bet when he threw him BP he threw the first one at his skull.
That kid had a man-crush on Clemens. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm dying for a cigarette.
Jesus, how much rehearsal went into that? Clemens sounds like he just got off a helicopter and spent exactly 45 seconds on site filming this.
Man, these summer blockbusters get worse every year.
Roger Clemens now officialy outweighs 7 of the 9 planets in the solar system.
Why didn't the kid just give it to him, like he asked? Then he could've spit on Clemens shoes. THAT would've been a good PSA.
copehagen, what a wad of flavor, chew copenhagen you can see it my smile.
maybe dipping is a southern thing?
What in the name of hell is "Chewindabacca"?
Was that a young Jimmy Fallon? You would think he would have learned after all these years to pretend the camera isn't there.
Watched the Met game on ESPN the other night because garbage SNY (no disrespect to Keith, Gary, Ron, or Ralph) wasn’t broadcasting in HD for some reason, and I swear I thought that I heard Rob Dibble say that Clemens was the greatest pitcher in the history of the major leagues.