Here’s Ron Artest’s buzzer-beating layup that gave the Lakers a 3-2 edge over the Suns in that Western Conference final. That’s still going on? The only thing longer than the NBA Playoffs is my erection. Boing.
Anyway, we’re back in the saddle now. Apologies for the late start. Four old women busted into my apartment and tried to get me to go to the Middle East with them. There’s a Gulf War joke in there someplace. Maybe something about their saggy boobs? Help me out here, people.