NCAA Football: The Ducks are finished. Heisman ex-hopeful Dennis Dixon sprained his knee in the first quarter, and Oregon stumbled without its star, falling to unranked Arizona 34-24 in becoming the fifth #2 team to lose this year. And to think, MJD specifically warned Oregon (see #5). I guess the Ducks were behind on their blog reading. Arizona State now controls its own destiny for a trip to the Rose Bowl.
NBA: Mavericks drop Spurs with big first-half runs; Manu Ginobili and Tony Longoria find solace in anonymous unprotected sex at the Man Hole… Suns drop pitiful Bulls to win fourth straight. Ben Wallace wonders, "Why am I here?" Everyone else: "To rebound and play defense?" Considering he doesn't really do those tasks well any more, he has a pretty valid question.
NHL: Bruins beat Maple Leaves 5-2 to improve to 9-6-2. Wait, another Boston team is good? Fuck me… Senators continue swath of destruction, beat slumping Sabes 3-2. Daniel Alfredsson had two goals and an extra "s" in his last name for Ottawa… Los Angeles of Anaheim non-Oregon Ducks scored four 3rd period goals to beat crosstown Kings 6-3. Wow, I just realized the LA area has two hockey teams. Why?