04.07.08 9 years ago 17 Comments

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If you watched the stinking asshole that was Saturday night's Final Four games, then you know that Roy Williams got outcoached as his former team (Kansas) crushed his present one (UNC).  Seriously, God could give Roy Williams the power to stop time, but he still wouldn't use it if his wife was bleeding to death.

Ahhh, but at least Roy's got a nice long offseason of golfing and Hooters girls to ease the pain.  Too bad these pictures are all so milquetoast.  Her breasts are a foot from your face, Roy!  Look at them!  LOOK AT THEM!!!

Sigh… So disappointing. 

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