Even if you're a handsome multimillionaire Super Bowl MVP Pro Bowl quarterback dating a Brazilian supermodel, life can be a bitch:
All's not well with Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady. While the two have put up a happy front for the cameras – and his family is even said to be flying out to Italy to spend time at the villa in Rome she recently acquired – our spies say Bundchen is upset that Brady's ex, Bridget Moynahan, is due to give birth to Brady's son on Friday – Bundchen's birthday. The tension has grown so intense that the couple fought openly in front of hotel guests in Napa while staying at the five-star Auberge du Soleil.
Man, even their fights are glamorous. I've spent the last decade arguing with hookers in back alleys filled with dumpsters, while Dreamboat got into it with Gisele in front of a five-star hotel in Napa. She angrily waved her diamond-encrusted scepter, causing him to duck and lose his top hat. Then they bought an island and had make-up sex. Or maybe they paid some strangers to have make-up sex for them. That doesn't really make any sense, but then neither do these leather chaps with gold lamé, so who am I to judge?