The Internet Had Some Fun With Russell Wilson And His Love Notes To Ciara

Russell Wilson clearly needs help with his “romantic gesture” game, as he proved on #WomanCrushWednesday by putting compliments straight from his Google results in his social media posts professing his appreciation for Ciara’s beauty.

Unfortunately, in turning to the internet to boost his game (and then claiming he uses Bing, which is a cardinal internet sin), Russ also opened himself up for the meat grinder that is Twitter, and they did not hold back. Of course, most of the insults were directed at Wilson’s painfully earnest declarations.

https://twitter.com/drewmagary/status/692849692674162688

https://twitter.com/SpikeFriedman/status/692850287355125767

https://twitter.com/SpikeFriedman/status/692850586971017216

https://twitter.com/airbod/status/692848834624421888

(Bonus Kanye-Wiz reference incoming.)

https://twitter.com/JasonKirkSBN/status/692847786232909825

https://twitter.com/BobbyBigWheel/status/692781840139182081

Of course, Wilson’s still-somehow-underappreciated commitment to branding found its share of scrutiny as well.

https://twitter.com/PabloTorre/status/692847445114400768

Spencer Hall has a defense of Russ that actually makes complete sense, when you think about it.

https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/692781180471500800

And honestly, there weren’t enough funny Future-based takes for our liking, but this one does about as good a job as one can do highlighting the distinction between Ciara’s current boyfriend and her ex.

https://twitter.com/Ethan_Booker/status/692850503743504384

And even though BoldCityCap hit the nail on the head when talking about the difference between Cam Newton and Russ, we all know that everyone above him making fun of Wilson probably loves Cam for all the reasons they rag on Russ.

Russell Wilson’s presumably celibate relationship with Ciara: never not funny.