Russell Wilson And Ciara Finally Got Married So Prepare Your Eggplant Emojis

It’s time to pour one out for all your Russell Wilson sex jokes, folks.

The Seattle Seahawks quarterback and singer Ciara tied the knot in England on Wednesday, according to TMZ. The two reportedly got married in a private ceremony at Peckforton Castle in Liverpool. Guests were reportedly asked to hand over cell phones prior to the wedding in order to ensure privacy, but pics have still managed to surface online. You can find some of them below.

According to E!, Wilson went with the black tux while the bride wore a custom Roberto Cavalli dress.

As you’ve likely noticed, the couple that has remained largely public and open about their dating life over much of the past year. Most notably, the two have been vocal about their desire to refrain from doing fun sex stuff for religious reasons. It should surprise exactly nobody that such a decision became the subject of countless jokes from the internet’s sex-having cool kids over the course of their relationship.

Now that they have apparently sealed the deal on their engagement, it seems safe to assume their honeymoon will be a grand old time for Mr. and Mrs. Wilson. Don’t forget to hydrate, kids.

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