Ryder Cup! Catch the Fever!

09.22.06 11 years ago

Tiger Woods and Jim Furyk won their first match in Ryder Cup play, but those shifty Europeans have taken an early lead over our beloved Yanks in IrelaZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Sorry, I must have nodded off there. Why am I even writing about golf? I don't know, maybe you can tell me why SI.com, ESPN.com, FOXsports.com, and who knows how many other sports websites are leading with that story at 11:00 a.m. EST when there are a whole bunch of actually-interesting football games coming up this weekend. Like, I get it: Tiger and Furyk have matching argyle sweaters.

Maybe I'll cover golf all the time and just post pictures of golfers' wives. Chicks in bikinis are the only way to make me care about something. That's why beach volleyball and Jell-O wrestling are my favorite sports.

Yep, and I'll start voting just as soon as Jenna Bush appears in Maxim.

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