It's been a while since we checked up on the
Bruce Pearl won't be coaching at any of those schools.
super ghey to the max
Which of those two in the photo enjoys the stick rubbing between their legs more? I'd say it's a toss-up.
So let me get this straight…Instead of going to Daytona, Ft. Lauderdale, Panama City, Cabo, or any other ass ridden place during their Spring Break, they would rather go to Bard College, University of Pennsylvania, Princeton, Columbia, Vassar, Wesleyan, Amherst and Dartmouth and shove broom sticks up their ass, and pretend they are in Harry Potter? My God, what the fuck is wrong with todays youth?!?!
they will be no less than missionaries
And no more than over-privileged fantasy reading, hygiene ignoring, pimple faced socially graceless virgins whose closest approximation to genital-on-genital sex is a broom between the pasty white legs of capitalism and exclusion.
//I actually went to one of those schools and kind of liked it.
Chinese people should keep throwing their daughters in the Yellow River.
While I'm totally up for inventing new games out of thin air (basketball, anyone?), I'd get myself a lifetime ban from this league within the first five minutes of my first game, for repeatedly hitting other players (including my own teammates) in the face with my cudgel and insisting that I thought they were Voldemort in disguise.
And honestly, anyone that is dumb enough to run around with a wooden stick between their legs is a fucking idiot that deserves the ruptured testicle or anal laceration that is in their near future.
I hope the Ultimate Frisbee team at my Alma Marta beats the shit out of these kids.
WWSM://I actually went to one of those schools and kind of liked it.
Were you giving or recieving the Broom Stick my friend?
Everybody knows that Vassar sucks. Their Beaters and Chasers are JUCO level at best and they don't know their Bludgers from their Quaffles.
i find it extremely necessary for the "players" to have the broomsticks. It is an imperative part of the game.
Would it be possible to steal the 'Kill Kill Kill' tag from KSK and apply it to these articles? They need to die cause, well…… Those nerds are a threat to our way of life…
No Davidson team, I'm outraged!
And yet no one signed up for my Calvinball Facebook group…
As an alumnus of this fine utterly idiotic institution of higher learning, my levels of embarrassment are only exceeded by my sympathy for those poor souls the systematic eradication of Asians, a la Tiananmen Sq and Pol Pot
What day are they coming to Columbia? I've been hoping for an excuse to test out my whompin' stick. It has a rusty nail in the end.
@WCB… that's because calvin ball is way too fucking awesome of an idea for both the sweatervest wearing asian engineers and the gen-ed state schoolers that they scoff at.
Like most chiseled college men, it Depended on how much money I owed my bookie and coke dealer.
Am I right or am I right?
I played a game in college… it was called Bookie. I was so good at it I got asked to leave because it wasn't fair to the students I played against. I dropped to DII and cleaned up at a liberal arts college.
I thought all those schools in the North East already had Lacrosse.
Gotta love the use of visors, nobody wants to lose an eye during the white-hot action of ground based quitticth.
Jesus what a bunch of dorks.
I’m pretty sure after the ‘game’ they have another use for those sticks…till the road dead ends.
Your butt requires more wood Putrid?
My first thoughts exactly. Is there anything sadder than a lacrosse player who thinks he plays a tough cool sport?
Did Zack dare to speak the name of he who shall not be named?!??!
Is there anything sadder than a lacrosse player who thinks he plays a tough cool sport?
A quidditch player who thinks he's being ironic and amusing…and that he might get laid.
quidditch? really? I am so glad that I never saw any of those stupid witch movies.
actually, this game wouldnt be so bad if it had a twist to defense. something like me in camo armed with a paintball gun and a cue ball in a sock wrecking havoc on those losers.
In completely unrelated yet likely related news, Kaz Matsui is out with anal fissures. I bet that anal fissures are the leading cause of playing quidditch.
Your butt requires more wood Putrid
Given the heroic amounts of brown ale farts I've got today, I doubt there is room.
LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT! LIGHTNING BOLT!
I gotta step in and say one thing…I don't know about the other schools, but Bard is like a fucking floating orgy. I wouldn't sit on the couches in the common rooms for fear of catching the herp. I went to a friend's graduation and got propositioned for a three way with two girls within an hour. Those kids will fuck anything at anytime. There's nothing else to do there. As to the three way, one of the girls was hideous, but the other was cute. So I begged off the group thing and hollowed out the cute one for the next week. Don't knock liberal arts colleges. Those girls hate their fathers soooooo much that they will do the nastiest things.
I cannot WAIT until they come to our house at Dartmouth… can you even IMAGINE how hard these people party?
Adds secondbasementdweller as facebook friend. Fucker.
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