This isn’t exactly run-of-the-mill bike stunt failure. This is something truly much more precious. So dude puts on some eyeliner and then decides to ramp it up for a few tricks. Okay, fine. So he takes a pretty mean faceplant on the pavement, BUT LOOK AT THE GUY THAT JUST KEEPS ON EATING HIS LUNCH. No reaction whatsoever. Holy crap, I have to get one of those sandwiches. If that can hold his attention through a three-star faceplant, they must be pretty amazing.
It’s a little more nuanced that some of our other tooth-wrecking fare, but this is really a human story. Check it out after the jump and let the narrative wash over you.