I really thought that, what with all the time that I spend checking email and obsessing over every detail of this site, I'd come back from vacation aching to get back in the swing of things. Then I spent four days drinking cerveza on a white sand beach in 85-degree weather with a gentle breeze, and I modified that position to: "fuck blogs."
While trying in vain to catch up on everything I missed after taking three whole weekdays off, I was surprised to learn that Saints RB Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian were vacationing, as I was, in the Dominican Republic. It was no doubt a coordinated effort by the D.R. to escalate the STD race to determine which Hispañola nation offers the riskier unprotected sex. Your move, Haiti.
Anyway. Back to work. Bear with me as I try to watch five days' worth of viral videos and delete a couple hundred emails all at once.