Here’s that very disturbing ad with a miniature Troy Polamalu, who might be the greatest defensive pitchman in the history of football. Honestly, what guy on the defensive ball has earned more product endorsements? The Fridge? Is anyone else close? But honestly, that Li’l Troy is absolutely scary. I could see him breaking into my room and stabbing me in my sleep, and then stealing my alarm clock and running it back for a touchdown. –Sportress of Blogitude.