08.28.07 10 years ago 27 Comments

Listen, people.  I know you think you're tough.  You may have grown up in a rough neighborhood.  You may have gotten into some nasty fights, maybe had a couple brushes with the law, spent some time in juvie.  But nothing — and I mean nothing — can prepare you for the skate park.  That place is dangerous, and I don't want you going around there any more.  Those kids are fucking roughnecks.

p.s. Because nothing's too good for my dulcet readers, there's extra-hilarious slo-mo after the jump. #1 Cubs fan sounds like a wounded animal on the Serengeti.

(Thanks to hunky gay friend Lance for the heads-up.) 

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