Joe Sports Fan turned up this charming little soccer brawl video, in which a fan on the field is taken down by security guards, who add a couple “how ya doin’?” thrusts from their night sticks. And that’s when the fans collectively say, “No, we don’t think that’s appropriate.”
I’ve got nothing against cops or other such authority figures. In fact, I want my assisted suicide to be accompanied by the Glenn Miller Band and images of cops beating hippies. But to see a sports crowd rising up against these four security guards is… just… awesome. What beautiful anarchy. You just don’t see this kind of thing in America. Well, unless Detroit wins a championship.