I woke up today and said, “Isaac, you are not going to post about a half-naked man lounging at a Dodgers game with his boobies sticking out.” Well, here we are everyone. This is the very definition of “zero f*cks given.” This is the very definition of “I’m living the life, you’re not.”
God bless this man. God bless his half-eaten hot dog, his Dos Equis, his DD jugs, everything. He is America.
(Yes, this is a Jimmy Kimmel prank. I’m willing to bet money on it.)