Lindsay Lohan was in Chicago for girlfriend Sam Ronson's DJ'ing gig, and whaddaya know, let's make this about sports:
Also spied dancing with an attractive blonde at Crimson Lounge: new Bears quarterback Kyle Orton — dubbed ''super-hot'' by Lohan, Ronson and [Cyndi] Lauper, who all admired the NFL player's dance-floor moves.
Sure, whatever. In a much more important story, remember when Lindsay looked like this? Lord, those were halcyon days. A note to the ladies: four years of booze, coke, dick and Red Bull is not the best way to keep your youthful beauty.