St. Andrew’s Net is With Leather’s daily link dump. You’ll be glad to hear my football season drinking is already in midseason form. But then, it is even during the off-season.
- On 205th shares a video of a skateboarder getting intimate with a concrete rail. In sort of the same way Bernard Pollard got intimate with Tom Brady’s knee.
- The Sports Hernia discovers that it’s impossible to look at Tony Romo’s cowlick and not want to destroy his face. I’m surprised he can even get past the looking at him part.
- Busted Coverage finds a fan who looks like he had vagina dentata of the mouth. Speaking of, the real thing wouldn’t stop me from trying with Anna Semenova.
- Big League Stew notes that Lou Pinella probably took a wrong turn at Albuquerque while traveling to Cincinnati and ended up near Pittsburgh.
- Deadspin details the exploits of a Joba Chamberlain doppelganger who used his likeness to the Yankees pitcher to bed women on the Jersey shore. That’s okay, they were trying to impersonate women who aren’t trashy whores. It’s takes two in the tango of deceit.
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