ST. ANDREW’S NET: PUSS ‘N’ BOOTS

06.11.08 10 years ago 11 Comments

Saint Andrew's Net is With Leather's daily link dump. We're aware of the hoary pun in the headline, but are you aware of the whore-y pun in the first part of this sentence?

  • Don Chavez stumbles upon the story of a golfer who got his leg impaled by a tree branch. Come on, guy, the branch just wanted to play through. 
  • EURO 2008 promotion madness: A Dutch department store takes a bath on a $100 discount per goal scored by the country's team and a bar in Vienna offers free beer for life to any Austrian player who scores a goal.
  • According to FanIQ, Bears players tried to hurt Cedric Benson in 2006 to ensure Thomas Jones would get the starting job. We can't wait for him to self-destruct! We want him gone now!
  • Deuce of Davenport returns to introduce us to the game of Pushball. You will shocked to discover that the game involves pushing a spheroid object. 
  • The Wizard of Odds mourns the passing of the creator of the Cockaboose. Me, I celebrate the cockaboose of Krystal Forscutt.

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