Saint Andrew's Net" is With Leather's daily link dump, written by
assistant editor/Chicago native KD a sexy simian blogger. Expect sports and tits.
- SportsbyBrooks gives the rundown of Cedric Benson's amusing, boozing run-in with the coppers. The Bears' disappointing back washed down his beers from the boat with some police pepper spray. Mmmmm, incapacitating.
- Awful Announcing discovered that Indiana Jones has a date with the Washington Nationals . Helpful tip for the Nats: Don't just flail your scimitar around menacingly, he'll just shoot you with his gun. I learned that the hard way.
- Deuce of Davenport awards the Parent of the Year honors to a Long Island couple who locked their 2-month old baby in their car for 20 minutes while they watched the Kentucky Derby. Abandonment issues aside, at least the kid will grow up with a healthy fear of rubes.
- Fanhouse has video of a soccer player on fire. On fire, like my loins! Near Danielle Lloyd! (NSFW) About as many kicks to the balls as well.
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