The newest edition of
she can perform on me in the pool
I hope she has more success in the water than the last Australian that went there…Steve Irwin.
I'd like to eat some Rice, Stephanie Rice to be more specific.
/great picture with the thigh highs
I see more skin at church
How DARE she be sexy AND competitive?! Everybody KNOWS that women have to choose between being attractive and being accomplished… and the ones who try and to both are OBVIOUSLY SLUTS.
/rages against the patriarchy, perhaps in a less-than-appropriate forum but whatever
*try and DO both
/rages against the inadequacy of her own proofreading skills
id bang her until her uterus looked like used targets at a shooting range
Kinda sad her "sexy" outfits for FHM don't even show as much as some of the game uniforms of her Olympic mates.
FMRA is full of rage this morning…do not go gently into that good night, rage, rage, against the dying hopes of being anything other than a blogger!
/Dylan Thomas runs like a Welshman
FMRA is going to make someone a great wife someday, that is until she loses it and cuts his crank off ala Lorena Bobbit.
Take some comfort in knowing that us guys will settle for some deficiencies in the looks and the professional accomplishment categories for excellence in giving BJs. Maybe you should start practicin'