This is Brigid Lesovsky, a female softball umpire who has been arrested on charges of having a sexual relationship with a 14-year-old girl. I’m guessing her last name is “Lesovksy” because she’s a lesbian and we’re all living through an episode of Rocky & Bullwinkle. Authorities only found out what was going on when the 14-year old got in trouble at school, and some phone calls were made. Some phone calls that, uh, probably should’ve been made a long ass time ago.
Lesovsky was charged with three counts of lewd or lascivious molestation and one count of lewd or lascivious battery, jail records show. On Thursday, she remained at Broward’s Main Jail, her bail set at $40,000.
The teen plays softball, and Lesovsky met her through her umpire position, officials said. The relationship began as a friendship, but turned sexual about a month ago, when the girl said Lesovsky fondled her, officials said.
Yes, but what did officials say?
The only really funny aspect of this story (and I know I’m doing a terrible job running both a sports AND a comedy blog) is that Lesovsky worked on an as-needed basis for something called the “Cooper City Optimist Club.” I am not interested in knowing what she considered “half full.” Hopefully this woman can find some counseling to help her both understand what she’s done and then never do it again. And then also probably something much meaner should happen to her, I don’t know, I’m not in any kind of Pessimist Club.