05.02.07 10 years ago 20 Comments

According the outstanding Copyranter, this month's GQ features the unusual ways in which athletes try to heal injuries.  And by unusual, I mean fuckin nasty: both Moises Alou and Jorge Posada urinate on their hands to "toughen them" and "prevent blisters."

Said Posada, "You don't want to shake my hand during spring training."

Uh, I don't want to shake your hand ever, dickface.  And thanks for the photo illustration, GQ.  I was wondering what steaming pee on a ballplayer's hands looked like.

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