Here’s some high school football hijinks for you: John Glenn (the Michigan high school, not the aging former Senator and astronaut) has a field goal blocked as time expires, and of course Central Plymouth is jubilant. But guess what, hoseheads: that ball didn’t cross the line of scrimmage, so it’s live. Run! Yes you with the ball! Scamper half-assedly into the endzone and savor victory! As for you, Plymouth, we have a wonderful consolation prize: a copy of the high school football rulebook. Read it sometime. via. Thanks, John.
THAT’S A LIVE BALL, DUMBASS