The Best And Worst Of WWE Raw 3/5/12: In Celebration Of Transvestite Wonder Women

John Cena celebration Raw

Pre-show notes, written on my forearm in sharpie to make a point:

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– Big thanks again to Casey/THESTINGER for helping me out with gifs and pictures. Be sure to visit his gifs Tumblr for the stuff I didn’t use, especially the one of Dusty Rhodes emptying garbage into a garbage truck. Special thanks to teens on the Internet for that one Hayley gif.

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– If you’re going to be at Wrestlemania this year (or in Miami for Wrestlemania weekend, at least), make sure you let me know so we can find each other in the darkness a la The Green Mile and say hi.

Please to enjoy the Best and Worst Of WWE Raw for March 6, 2012.

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