The Best Of The Philadelphia Phillies 1990s Retro Night

You know those annoying Facebook macros going around with a picture of the Angry Beavers on it or whatever, with a big caption reading “ONLY 90S KIDS WOULD REMEMBER THIS CLICK LIKE” across the top? The Philadelphia Phillies made an entire night out of that.
Wednesday’s 3-2 loss to Brandon Bronson Arroyo was ’90s Retro Night at Citizens Bank Park, and as the mascot-loving guy behind the Sports On TV column I’d be doing you a disservice if I didn’t share the clip of the Phillie Phanatic dancing with the Spice (Ball) Girls or the hilariously thrown-together photoshops depicting Charlie Manuel as Wilson from ‘Home Improvement’, or whatever. It’s the kind of night that makes being at the ballpark fun, except for all the losing.
Most of the pictures come with a hat-tip to my good friend Mr. Joey Odorisio, and the ones that don’t are credited where applicable. What are you waiting for? Check them out. There’s a really creepy shot of Chase Utley as Dylan from ‘Beverly Hills 90210’ waiting somewhere on the other side of this jump.

(banner image via pompomflipflop)

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This one’s my favorite. They should make the Law & Order noise every time he grounds out.
(photo via Philliedelphia)

Front office Power Rangers! ALPHA, GET ME FIVE TEENAGERS WITH THE PROPER CREDENTIALS
(photo via Taysmithson on Instagram)

And in the grand finale, the Phillie Phanatic dances with the Spice Girls. Well, the “Spice Girls”.

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