Hey guys, what’s going on in this chatroom?
Baseball season is officially underway, and with it comes the return of The Dugout, the long-running, critically-acclaimed thing we do sometimes where baseball players curse at each other in a chatroom. We’ve been doing it so long, when we started people still used chatrooms.
Anyway, the big MLB news of the day is Yu Darvish and his
perfect almost perfect game.
The Texas Rangers’ right-hander struck out 14 batters in 8 2/3 innings before yielding a ground ball up the middle to Houston Astros shortstop Marwin Gonzalez. He threw 111 pitches, 78 for strikes, before manager Ron Washington pulled him. The Rangers won 7-0. (via USA today)
If you missed the game, here’s a verbatim reenactment of the final inning. The Dugout is after the jump.