Looks like nobody got arrested last night, so I guess I'll go to Plan B and mention that the Masters starts today. It's all special because it's the first golf major and always happens at a pretty course in Georgia that's really hard to play and people who've been there are all sentimental about it. Especially rich white men. Rich white men LOVE that shit.
Anyway, with Tiger Woods placed at even odds to win, I tried to find a good highlight reel of Tiger's best shots, but all the YouTube compilations are set to Jay-Z and Drowning Pool songs. And I'm like, "Dude, it's golf highlights. Go ahead and break out the Enya." So instead, here's Woods's perfect chip on the 16th hole during the 2005 Masters. Without dipping into hyperbole, it's probably the most exciting shot in golf history. Not that that it takes a whole lot to accomplish that.