The Minor League Pissing Contest You’ve Been Waiting For

I didn’t make the video of this bench-clearing brawl between the Class A Spokane Indians and Vancouver Canadians the header because I need to warn you — it not only contains violence and strong language, but a group of people yelling WAHHHHHHHHHHHH at the top of their lungs because that or chanting “fight” are how people deal with sudden fighting. I recommend turning your volume down, possibly all the way, then enjoying a couple of minutes of minor leaguers throwing hands. Man, people in Vancouver sure to have a lot of pent up aggression, don’t they? At least the players didn’t start smashing storefronts and setting people on fire.

Anyway,

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FOCKEM UP

Apologies are already being issued, including one from the Texas Rangers, the Major League affiliate of Spokane. The Canadians will start apologizing in a few weeks when people on Facebook start ratting them out.

All it needed was “Down With the Sickness” or some rap hype song like that steel cage lacrosse brawl to make it truly and acceptably viral. And maybe some lens flares. Lens flares make everything look cooler.

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