Caught up in the glee of a World Series victory last night, Philadelphians took to the streets for a wild celebration. Then they took to the lamp posts. Then the people who took to the lamp posts took hurled Grey Goose bottles to the head. Because hey, why should that guy get to climb a street light? Does he think he’s better than us?
Be sure to listen closely for the rewarding sound of frosted glass against cranium. Reminds me of that time I was in a big celebration and threw a bottle at someone. Of course, I was celebrating being the only drunk person at a MADD convention, which may explain the police’s involvement.