It's Monday, and you and I both would rather be outside, so how 'bout I just post a long-ass video and you pretend to like it. Cool? Cool.
This ten-minute clip from "The Simpsons" (via The Offside) includes some important lessons on the evils of flopping, and we even get treated to a guest appearance by Ronaldo. In case you're curious, he's much better at nailing models (this one, too) than speaking English. Just like me.