This clip is obviously a joke, but just like MMA, it works best if you pretend it’s real*.
Meet ULTIMATE ARMBAR DEFENSE, the defense of ultimate armbars!
Charles Sanders, a purple belt under Rubens Charles “Cobrinha” at Alliance LA was kind enough to show Inner BJJ his patented armbar defense against Ben Parry who trains at Atos in San Diego under Andre Galvao.
This move is 100% guaranteed to defeat all armbar attempts. Will work for any grappling art, for new or advanced practitioners.
The only problem with ULTIMATE ARMBAR DEFENSE is that you can’t really wrap your arms around your neck and squeeze, because you’re just gonna fall asleep. That’s what happens to Sanders here, and even though his bio blurb says he’s a purple belt under Cobrinha, I’m guessing he learned ULTIMATE ARMBAR DEFENSE from a sorority girl who didn’t want to sleep with him.
Video is below. They really should’ve filmed it in nightvision.
My favorite part of the video is when he says he’s been working on ULTIMATE ARMBAR DEFENSE “for a while.” I just picture him at a giant chalkboard, writing out eight months of complex mathematical formulae until finally just writing GRAB MY SHIRT at the bottom and circling it.
*Also a joke
[h/t to Cage Potato]