I would rather send my children to a Siberian orphanage run by pedophilic wolves than raise them in this cul-de-sac.
Illegitimate children have no souls – who cares where you send them?
Jim Tressell wants to know if his offense can play on the 15 yard field against LSU.
umm… am i missing something? Why the Michigan Goalposts and flag?
/knows shit all about college football.
Somebody in that neighborhood needs to take a machete to that thing.
Pedaphilic wolves would certainly be less insufferable than Ohio fans or Ohio for that matter.
How large must the house frau be for the douche bag to be taller than the house?
Merk: Maybe they are simulating this year's game at the Big House. If so, the fact they have home and away set-ups for this is impressive(ly ridiculous).
No words … should've sent … a poet nuclear bomb …
UNC football players are aroused by the big one in red.
From the Columbus Dispatch real estate section:
For Sale: 4BR/3BA house with over-inflated sense of its own worth. Home dominates mediocre neighborhood, vastly inferior to similar-sized Southern residences.
The nice thing is that there looks to be no road on the way in. Hopefully it was a circle built to stick these OSU fans. I hate Ohio.
50 foot inflatable football player = money well spent
What # reason are we up to for hating Ohio St fans ?
i think the real question is why hasn't there been one of those commenters who signs up just to rip into Matt for taking another shot at Ohio on this post yet.
Oh, because some douchebag put a 50 ft. inflatable Ohio State football player on his lawn? You can't argue the douchebaggery of that? Oh, that's why.
It only took 3 Ohio St. fans to inflate!
I think that it would be a great youtube video when one of these kids playing on the concrete field gets tackled and falls face first into the ground, and you hear him (or her, don't matter) start yelling in agony, and then they turn around you see a whole lot of blood and not too many teeth….I would laugh at that…
I bet that guy would go up in flames in a heartbeat. We can only hope that the benches block the entrance to the cul-de-sac long enough to keep fire engines out and the whole neighborhood goes down, along with the residents…… Smores anyone!?
while the inflatable player is obviously on the silly, retarded and ridiculous side, the mini-football field is kinda cool.
Where the hell do you get one of those? Are you just sitting home one day thinking and you say, "Hey, honey. You know what we could use? A 50-foot fake football player."
Or was the guy walking through a giant department store and went down one of the comically large aisles and picked it out.
Hes giving the house a Cleveland Steamer.
Alumni – I think he saw "Roy" beside him had put up those little signs all over his lawn and the banner across his car hole, so this guy was like "FUCK THAT!, my dick is smaller! I'll show him!
Something along those lines.
Now that I've typed this and read your message i realized you asked "where" and not "why". So.. to answer your question… No fuckin clue.
Every neighborhood has "that guy", the guy with the greenest lawn, most X-mas lights, etc…
I hate "that guy"
The Big Ten should play all their games on that field. Maybe they'll actually put up some points.
For some reason I keep picturing those little guys from RBI Baseball.
@atari – you know there are generally real football fields in most american towns, or at least large fields that can be used as makeshift football fields, right? most of those don't hurt as much to get tackled on.
Should I ask why he didn't try spelling Ohio State or Buckeyes in the end zone or should I just be content he was able to count to ten by five's without any mistakes?
Maybe I'm nuts, but where's the entrance/exit for that little cul-de-sac? Leave it to Ohio civil engineers to design something this ridiculous.
UES – i was thinkin the same. I thought the "entrance" was in the bottom left of the picture. now that just looks like a driveway
One FAE should tend to all this.
"Red sky by mourning: neighbor take warning.
Red sky at night: neighbor take flight."
Merk, the hoop kind of gives it away, plus the curb sloping down at the edges. I've designed more efficient traffic flow models with legos.
Soo…. today's a half day eh?
Merry Christmas guys?
ah fuck, i forgot about that. this is gonna blow donkey.
At halftime, A.C. Green will be dotting the "i". Only because this cul-de-sac is on his paper route.
Swany the sports guy has his weekend picks column out…
If you guys want we can move the party to my blog. I don't leave for my Christmas party for another hour. I'll even throw up a picture of a lady with  large breasts.
Not one, but two ! count me in alumni
where would we find said blog Alumni? They can't fire me for lookin' at tits this close to christmas can they?
that's sweet. i want one.
I don't mean to go against the grain here but my first reaction was, "Holy shit is that awesome." Yes I grew up in Ohio and yes I love to piss of my neighbors.
God dammit. I take one day off and miss an retarted Ohio State fan bashing. That's some b.s.
Somebody explain why this post needs separate tags for "Ohio State" and "retards" please?
Nice! Good representation of the OSU football team – OVER RATED!
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God I wish I lived there.
You all go to hell. You all go to hell and you die, pig fuckers. That neighborhood is much cooler than the SEC equivalent:
Watching your kids play in a pile of horse shit while trying to remember which kid's daddy is your brother and which kid's daddy is your father; all the while trying to fight off God's next attempt of removing your community from existence. (He'll get it right one of these times)
i think a lot of people are confusing ohio with…the South. do any of you even know where ohio is, much less ever been there?
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