Welp, nothing's really going on today, which is a step up from non-stop Mitchell Report news, but not as fun as lot of stories about high school coaches being sexual predators. So here's comedian Daniel Tosh talking about end zone celebrations, LIVESTRONG bracelets, and some other non-sports-related stuff, including masturbation and poo jokes that I appreciated. Whatever, man. It's Friday. You think I'm gonna bust my ass writing jokes when this guy's telling a bunch of them for me? Now I know how high school history teachers felt when Gettysburg came out on VHS.