Earlier this week, the Titans’ LenDale White joined Panthers running backs DeAngelo Williams and Jonathan Stewart on the Best Damn Sports Show Period to talk about the rights to the “Smash and Dash” nickname. I guess LenDale came up with the name first, but then Panthers fans “swagger-jacked” him, and then I rolled my eyes and made a wanking motion. I have never in my life watched a bunch of grown men — all millionaires — discussing which pair deserves to have a nickname that rhymes. And certainly not after all of them had shitty playoff performances in losses to visiting underdogs.
LenDale seems to be taking this especially hard, so I’ll give him his own nickname: Whine and Dine.