This is Myron Cope, inventor of the Terrible Towel and the famed voice of the Steelers who died this year, doing a "U Can't Touch This" spin-off to honor the Pirates. If you for some reason can't watch YouTube videos on your computer, just imagine that the dwarf from "Twin Peaks" had died, then came back from the grave wearing parachute pants and rapping about a good baseball team from Pittsburgh spliced with footage of a wiry Barry Bonds. It's like that, except more likely to haunt your dreams. Or in my case, wet dreams. Oh, c'mon, I can't be the only one who's into dead dwarves.
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