THIS IS WHY CANADIAN FOOTBALL SUCKS

By: 09.24.08  •  11 Comments

The Canadian Football League.  Three downs, bigger fields, and suckier touchdown celebrations.

Seriously.  Duck duck goose.  That’s not an illusion or a commercial or something.  That’s a professional athlete celebrating a touchdown by gathering his teammates for a mock-up childhood game that they planned sometime before the game.  This is why no one respects you, Canada.

[The Meaningful Collateral]

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