Los Angeles Lakers forward Lamar Odom and his pet wildebeast, Khloe Kardashian (not pictured because I respect and value our readers), are going to have yet another reality TV show. The unnamed project will be on E!, of course, because the programmers and project developers at E! hate us and want to destroy television. This will be the third Kardashian show on the network, with the first two being “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” and “I’ll Bet These Chicks Are Hairy.”
Khlomar’s new show will be akin to “Nick and Jessica: Newlyweds”, because people seem to think that we should care that Lamar and Gigantor the Strong have a great chemistry and are fun when they’re around each other. It probably doesn’t have anything to do with the three sisters being complete attention whores with cameras on them 24/7. Honestly, I’d rather watch a show about Marko Jaric and Adriana Lima called “The Poor Girl’s Gone Blind.”
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According to the insider, the show – set to begin shooting this spring – will focus on Khloe’s married life with L.A. Laker hubby Lamar Odom and be similar to MTV’s “Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica” and Bravo’s “Bethenny Getting Married.”
“They’re so cute, playing off one another,” the source says of Odom, 31, and Kardashian, 26, who wed in September 2009.
And will divorce as soon as the camera shuts off for good.
I’m also going to draw a flag for saluting a non-sports story and I’m fine with it, because Kim Kardashian, the girl who is famous for making a sex tape with Brandy’s brother and has downgraded from Reggie Bush and Miles Austin to Kris Humphries, headed to the gym in Los Angeles yesterday and she wore her hair in corn rows. On purpose. Maybe she lost a bet. God, I hope she lost a bet.
(Kim Kardashian picture via Amy Grindhouse.)