01.11.07 11 years ago 22 Comments

There's not really a whole lot I can add to the conversation here. That's 19-year-old Florida Gators quarterback Tim Tebow on the left, and on the right is his girlfriend (allegedly), a lady whom, uh…

Sweet Christ I can't concentrate with her on the page. How the hell does he make it to practice when the land of milk and honey is next to him in bed?

Okay, okay… [exhale] Let me compose myself and say something witty here:

I wanna lick 'em. No, that wasn't right. What I meant to say was, Nice cans. And by cans I mean jugs.

Also, to be fair, she has shiny hair and a pretty smile, and I'm willing to bet she smells good. Not bad for the school that ranked 11th out of 12 for hot girls in the SEC.

(Thanks to Sam at SLAM Online for the tip.) 

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