You know, on paper, being a UFC heavyweight and dating a porn star looks like a pretty sweet deal. But then I see this, and you know what? It's a great time to be a skinny blogger, just masturbating the day away. Not that I'm going to be able to manage an erection for the rest of the day.
Memo to Tito Ortiz: we already think that you're a very tough, dangerous man. Sticking your face inside Jenna's pork receptacles is just going over the top. Gah, this is like a scene in Aliens or The Fly.
More photos over at WWTDD. But you don't really want to see them.
Update: As commenter Peter McSheisty points out, Ortiz is a light heavyweight. Oh. Well, this just changes everything. Now the picture isn't gross at all. Thanks, assbag!