Tom Brady Says He’s Never Tried Coffee In His Life

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Last week, Tom Brady’s personal chef gave us some insight into the quarterback’s strict diet, which prohibits or limits his consumption of a lot of foods and drinks that you or I would typically hate to lose. One of the things that is off limits for Brady is any sort of caffeine. Personally speaking, the absence of coffee would probably derail my life pretty quickly.

But it’s apparently not such a big deal for Brady, who on Monday revealed that he’s never even tried coffee before. Like, in his entire life. The quarterback made his weekly appearance on WEEI’s Dennis & Callahan show, where he dropped the bomb that he’s gone his entire 38 years of life without a sip of coffee.

“I never had any coffee or anything like that. I just never tried it,” Brady said.

Now, as a Patriots fan and shameless Tom Brady fanboy, I have to admit that this admission has me a bit rattled. I was able to shake off Deflategate because, well, that entire thing was a circus, but then the Donald Trump support kinda threw me for a curve, and now this? I’m pretty scared what might come next.

My absolute dependence on coffee leads me to believe that anyone who survives without it has to be just a little bit insane. But, then again, not everybody can get their shot of energy and courage to face the day by waking up next to their supermodel wife and four Super Bowl rings.

(Via Boston Magazine)

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