I, like all good people, love Ong-Bak star Tony Jaa for his ability to do ridiculous things like dive through a spool or barbed wire, jump moving cars and powerslide under trucks in a split. He’s the kind of guy who will f*ck you up something fierce if you hammer-throw his elephant to death.
He’s also the kind of guy who gets bored during training, and from time to time has to spice things up by dressing up as Michael Jackson and beating the mess out of his friends. This is a real thing that exists, people. Imagine the ‘Smooth Criminal,’ except instead of using a tommy gun and making everyone lean in unison, Michael was knocking knives out of peoples’ hands and dispatching them with flying knees. I know, right? I want to see that video, too.
I also kinda want to see Michael Jackson try to throw an elephant. Maybe the elephant man. Anyway, here’s an amazingly talented guy being adorably weird.