05.09.07 10 years ago 21 Comments

Tony Parker, the Spurs' handsome, rich, talented young point guard (he turns 25 next week) from France, is well-known not just for his speedy drives, tear-drop runners, and excessive flopping and crying, but for his engagement to sexy television star Eva Longoria (pictured), who is more than seven years his senior.

Some people might think Eva's not quite the catch just because she's aging faster than someone with Progeria, looks like a swamp monster when she doesn't wear makeup, publicly stated that Parker was inexperienced in bed, refused to let him have a bachelor party, and was the center of rumors that he'd leave San Antonio in free agency to play closer to where she works.  But forget about all that: she's a great fiancee!

Eva Longoria has imposed a 'no-sex' policy… until the couple exchange vows in July.  The actress implemented the ban to help basketball star Tony reach the NBA play-offs with the San Antonio Spurs.  She told US chat show host Jimmy Kimmel: "Luckily, we're getting married after the play-offs and then we need to consummate the marriage. I scheduled it that way."

What an amazing, caring woman.  I hope I can find true love like theirs someday.  Only with someone younger who isn't a controlling bitch.

HT: Foul Balls

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