12.19.08 9 years ago 11 Comments

Alright, so since none of you buckets of chum know who Bernard Madoff is, he was basically the biggest high-brow scam artist on Wall Street, taking the money of people who thought they were buying into a hedge fund that, in reality, never existed. And now Donald Trump, who considers anyone else’s failures as a personal victory, is spouting off about how stupid the victims were.

Great, the last thing we need is a bunch of greedy white people to serve other greedy white people as caddies. That’s almost as greedy a me trying to pass this off as a golf post. But when this post dies a horrible death, I…will receive…total consciousness. So I got that going for me, which is nice.

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