I mean, she’s telling you to try everything, so once you’ve played fantasy baseball with us through DraftStreet.com that’s one more thing off your list, and you can get around to misting voluptuous teenagers with spray bottles. And then you’re right there.
We’ve started doing these monthly, and if you haven’t participated before, now’s the time to sign up. You choose a team of players for one night of Major League Baseball, and the team that performs the best (namely “everyone but Brandon”) cash money. Not Internet money, not plus-ones, U.S. currency (or currency from where you live, I don’t know) you can use to spend on anything from additional games at DraftStreet to your rent to delicious SOBE© brand beverages. We’ve paying out the top six teams from a $300 cash pool this time, so there is seriously no reason to keep being that guy who doesn’t play.
Sign up through this link (have you found the link yet) and join our league. The game starts on Friday, so don’t wait. We’re going to get the whole Uproxx crew playing again, and since we’re all blinded by the brilliant whiteness of our redesign you’ll have an even better chance of beating us than last month.
