The unveiling of the new USMNT World Cup jerseys? I wasn’t that impressed, until our friends at Playboy decided to have some of their employees model the new kits for us. And I can only assume that a media outlet like that has beautiful women like that in droves, just hanging out or playing volleyball or thinking of new ways to c*cktease America.
Too bad our model Danielle Fornarelli didn’t just drive one into the back of the net during a World Cup match.[..]
Also for the first time, all of the national teams sponsored by Nike—including the U.S., Brazil, Portugal and the Netherlands—will be wearing jerseys made entirely from recycled polyester. Each one is produced from up to eight discarded plastic bottles sourced from landfill sites. –Playboy [SFW].
I’m sure those recycled plastic bottles breathe wonderfully. Gross. I wonder if those uniforms will ever come to include shorts. Not that I’m complaining, Danielle. As you were.