Carmelo Anthony owns a camel, I guess. There, that’s the entire article. Here’s what he said over Twitter, which recently replaced “yelling in a Cairo marketplace” as the easiest way to tell people about how you bought a camel.
Anthony would neither confirm nor deny that Denver doesn’t care about his camel.
Of course, he could just be standing next to somebody else’s camel and making a joke, but if Reggie Bush has taught us nothing else (and he hasn’t), it’s that sports celebrities consider “saying something that isn’t true” a great joke. If he did buy a camel, I hope he at least named it “Camelo Anthony.”