I’m so confused right now. So I’m just going to nod and pretend that I understand what’s going on with Chris Bosh here so in case someone else doesn’t understand, I can be like, “Haha, you don’t understand it, loser!”
(Via Bleeding Palm)
NBA Playoffs: Celtics at Knicks Game 2 – 8 PM ET on TNT
NBA Playoffs: Warriors at Nuggets Game 2 – 10:30 PM ET on TNT
This has been my favorite exchange between two NBA players all season:
Also, #TeamHibbert for Parks and Rec, obviously.
Gruden’s QB Camp – 6 PM ET on ESPN U
Get your incredible, undeniable insight in now on which quarterbacks are going to be worth a lick in this year’s NFL Draft. Nobody knows how to get a 20-something year old rookie to talk about a play he ran seven months ago quite like Jon Gruden.
MLB: Cubs at Reds – 7 PM ET on WGN
Is it possible that Anthony Rizzo will finish this season with 40 home runs while batting below .200 and striking out 150 times? I hope so. But it’s not because I don’t like him or the Cubs. It’s because I’m tired of people calling him the pride of Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School. That is ME, damn it.
NHL: Bruins at Flyers – 7:30 PM ET on NBC Sports
Are we in the playoffs? No? How the hell is this NHL season taking so long? Ah, I love making fun of hockey.
