Much like Channing Tatum, my fascination with Con Bro Chill started out as a joke, but it has quickly turned into a fine artistic appreciation. Look, we’re never ever going to escape party music, no matter how long Red Foo and the other guy pretend like they’re not taking two years off so they can come back with a new album and tour, and milk the crusty teat of America’s stupid college kids one more time. So why not embrace a talented athlete and party rock connoisseur like Con Bro Chill in the meantime?
You can start by checking out his new album, “We Came to Party,” on his website, as it’s available for purchase and streaming as of today. I hate to say it, but I don’t hate it. Actually, it made me want to party responsibly, you guys.
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(H/T to our party bro, Colin)
MLB ALDS Game 5: Tigers at A’s – 8:07 PM ET on TBS
If you’re one of the people bitching on Twitter about not being able to watch Castle or Big Bang Theory f*cking reruns because of baseball, I hope an angry eagle snatches your eyes out of your skulls.
Thursday Night Football: Giants at Bears – 8:25 PM ET on NFL Network
I think the Giants win this one and snap out of their funk, turn the season around with a 10-game winning streak and make the playoffs. Hold on, no. I’m high on PCP, sorry.
NCAA Football: Rutgers at Louisville – 7:30 PM ET on ESPN
I’ll be watching a little of this just so I can predict how many touchdowns UCF will defeat Louisville by. Right now my guess is 845.
WNBA Finals Game 3: Minnesota at Atlanta – 8:30 PM ET on ESPN2
Guys, if you’re not watching this WNBA Finals series, I don’t know what to tell you. Mainly because I’m not watching it either.
TAKE US HOME, CON BRO CHILL!!!